Mini-Profile
Hiii. My name is Jason. I’m a freak. I’m 16 years old, junior at Monte Vista: the rich snob school and home of the ghetto wannabe white boys. I live with my mom and my dad and my dog and my two bunnies. I have one brother but he’s at UC Santa Cruz. I’m gay. Girls have cooties; that’s why they taste like fish.
I’m the President of the Gay-Straight Alliance, Vice President of the Environmental Club and the Publicist of CSF. People think I’m smart, and like academically im not stupid, but im ditzy and gullible. I’m really quiet in most of my classes, but once you’ve known me for about a minute you’ll figure out that i have a really loud personality. I can be bitchy, sarcastic, and I am hypocritical, but i think overall im a nice person. I make all my adjectives peverted. My life is too busy. i feel overwhelmed much of the time. I’m a kickass skier. I wrap my hair in a towel like a girl after I take showers. I think circumcision is disturbing. its hacking off part of a perfectly good penis. I’m a texting whore. I’m obsessed with my hair and hair care. IM NOT A WHORE IM JUST A PERV. k thanks. I really hate conceited and narcissistic people. Things were a lot more simple in kindergarten. I find it depressing how time moves by so fast. I’m no emo kid, I just have the hair! I don’t know how to pick pants that do anything for my ass and thighs. I’m weak and melt at the slightest compliment from any cute boy. Sometimes I paint my nails clear or sparkly. I don’t do drugs. Cologne is my anti-drug and eclipse mints are my crack. In my spare time, i like to soak tampons in water just to see how big they’ll get! Tampons amuse me. I don’t understand why girls don’t like them. They say its painful, but wth its sticking a fairly firm piece of plastic up your vagina. shouldnt it be enjoyable???
Where did you grow up?
California
Where do you live now?
California
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
im gonna be a highschool junior.
What's your favorite sport or sports?
skiing
What causes are you concerned about today?
gay rights, global warming, overpopulation, animal cruelty.
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
agnostic
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