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i like penises.
oh im sorry.

I don’t have to get a penis, but it would make me happier and sex better.
Anyways, Greg and I broke up um, four months and two days ago.

oh. are you going to get a penis? what happened to greg?

I identify as male. Anyways, I’m dating someone.

you have a penis?

I’m a boyfriend now.

hey whats up?

Haven’t seen on here in a while. ‘ello.

boop.

Beep.

HI.

Beep

oh thats flaccid. oh oops.

oh thatrs flaccid. oh oops.

( And, um, I am the only one who calls Greg ‘Gregi’ )

Greg got held back, so sadly no.

oh yeah! that’s so true. i didnt hate my high school for an entire semester! until i realized what a hellhole it is. But hopefully yours will be a lot nicer than mine. (It’s not harder for any school to be nicer than mine.) Will gregi be going to the same school?!

I just started High School. I won’t hate it for a few monthes.

oh. you wanna go to school? i wish i had a school i looked forward to going to!

I know what you meant. That isn’t cool.

i meant nice that it was cancelled.

Not really.

oh nice!

School starts for me tomorrow too.
Well, actually, it started last week, but we had a storm, and school was cancelled.

hi.

HEy you.

oh.

oh.

I wouldn’t say hot. Cute. Big brown eyes. But, fifteen. He’s okay.

oh. is he hot?

I’ve called him my brother since we were little, but we look nothing alike ( he’s half black, I’m not ) so much people who know us both know we’re not related.

oh…okay then.

Um. He isn’t really my brother. He just lives next door, and is a brotherly figure.

oh. well u said u guys share everything!

No, I was saying about my bro’s non-existent dildo.

we’re talking about what i do with my jizz after it exits my penis.
and cause you were asking me what to do with jizzy underwear.
and oh…nice to know?
vaginas scare me.

Ew? What are we talking about?
Um. Why are we talking about such things?
And he just said “I am yours, you can do what you want with me…”
Oh my fucking god, my vag like, twitched.

haha. ew….
no i just toss mine in the hamper and its clean after my mom does the laundry! you cant really tell all that much depending on what color ur undies are.
but i usually dont like jizzing in them. its uncomfortable. i jizz on my bed or on my desk or on the wood floor in front of my desk. then i clean it with tissues. but it’s doesnt leave any marks if i do it on my bed. so i dont clean it. sometimes i jizz in my hand then run to the bathroom and rinse off my hand. sometimes i eat it. sometimes my dog tries to eat it. i dont let him. i jizz a lot when i jizz.

He will do anything I say. He serves me. It’s the type of relationship we have.
And yeah, I shave mine, ‘cept this little tuff of hair that is so cool.

And, uh, would he clean it after each use?

thats hot. i dont like pubes i think theyre icky. i shave mine. cept when im lazy. but then if u dont shave them all the time you’ll have a prickly vag. uh. VULVA.

oh. do you share a dildo with your brother? i dont have a dildo. IF YOU HAD A DILDO, would u share it with ur brother?

oh…thats interesting. i think boobs are…strange.

oh. that’s greg. I KNEW THAT.

You met Gregi!

One, no he doesn’t, but he literally shaves *everything* else. He will if I ask, and I think I will.
And, uh, the correct term for the female genitals is the vulva. And, he has rubbed through my pants.

And, brother and I; we share everything with each other.

You know what, my bra actually broke during the ‘job, because of, um, vigorous movement.

thats hot i want a picture.
ahahahhhaha.
No “semen” doesnt ruin undies, i jizz in mine all the time.
does he shave his pubes?
has he touched ur vag?!?!

well hes not going to respond honestly…

Respond,.

Plus, I ask my brother every month or so if he has a crush.

I’m not sure! Actually I was kinda thinking/hoping he’d be small, but I’d say average, maybe five to six and a half. But I’m a gracious guesser, and I’m only judging by touch ( it was dark, and I was only in his pants, they weren’t unbuttoned at all. I was actually afraid to touch his actual, so it was kinda…through his underwear. [second pair of underwear that he has ruined via sea men because of me ] )

theres nothing wrong with being asexual. anyway, hes not gonna tell you when he has a crush. OMG HOW BIG?

Oh, odd.
No no no no. I’m really worried my brother is asexual. He is fifteen and hasn’t even had a crush.
Also, oh my god. It was so much bigger than I expected. The first sexual things happened today. I kinda, hand. And job.

or u can go into the chatroom and talk about cock. i do it all the time!

and maybe if you talk to your brother about your boyfriends cock enough, hell turn gay.