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• He’s treating me awful… posted (11 months, 2 weeks) ago
  Whenever I say I can’t do something, he says ‘I knew it’ He’s mean to me and…

• Please, Obama… posted (11 months, 4 weeks) ago
  Live up to the hype. Please, don’t screw up >.…

• Maybe one day I’ll be better. posted (12 months) ago
  Mybe one day I’ll be dead. I wish I had the guts to do it.…

• I just started this new job… posted (1 year) ago
  Basically it involves me walking virtually non stop from 7am to 5pm outside. It was my first day tod…

• Im getting really tired of the people I really love leaving. posted (1 year) ago
  So here’s the story. It’s a long one… I used to wake up every single morning for a…

• OMG IM SO HAPPY! posted (1 year, 1 month) ago
  Something so goooooooood happened, can’t really talk about it cause this is the internet and …

• Uh oh, I’m the other woman! posted (1 year, 1 month) ago
  Man I REALLY screwed up bad this time. And the worst part is that I don’t regret it at all. A…

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JesusMurphy's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (6 votes) how can a ugly girl make herself prettier i don’t
  

  For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
  
  For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
  
  For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
  
  For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
  
  For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.
  
  People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.
  
  Remember, If you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.
  
  As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
  
  The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
  
  Sam Levenson
  
  - written 1 year, 7 months ago – voted for by jeaniecarpentier, Araz, An²a, xxrosemary2007x, ♪The Music of Love, dieubastar

• (4 votes) ~Closed~
  

  Its not just his clothes…its his whole aura of douchebagness
  
  - written 1 year, 3 months ago – voted for by Mï†z¥-superMODel, ____________________, malori*, re

• (3 votes) No-one ever seems to want to help anons.
  

  You’re not not receiving help because you’re anonymous, you’re not receiving help cause your problem is SO common and exhausted on this site by now (love issues). It gets irritating answering the same kind of posts all the time; that’s my view, anyway.
  
  - written 1 year, 8 months ago – voted for by Cole Becket, Jenny*nilla*Moo!, Commander Ikari

• (2 votes) I bet he knows more about viagra than he is willing to admit!
  

  [quote SoulRising]I don’t sleep with the man why should I care? Why do you?[/quote]
  
  Because the fact that Viagra is covered, but birth control isn’t is (anyone? you got it!) sexist! :) And the freakin’ PRESIDENT should be able to adress issues like that without going “oh, icky! Sex!” like an old conservative fart.
  
  - written 1 year, 4 months ago – voted for by ¡Nellie.Skywalker!, Florimouse

• (2 votes) I wonder how many people have lied about themselves on here.
  

  I’m actually just a head in a jar underneath Alaska. I’ve trained my basselopes (cross of a basset hound and an antelope) to type my thoughts for me.
  But I feel so much better now being honest.
  
  - written 1 year, 7 months ago – voted for by Commander Ikari, issybelle

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• I need someones funny mind for this one.
  

  sugar booger
  - written 11 months, 1 week ago

• This guy had the opportunity, and MISSED!
  

  Whatever, I just know his aim is no worse than mine
  - written 11 months, 1 week ago

• This guy had the opportunity, and MISSED!
  

  lol I can’t hate on this guy, at least he TRIED, I probably would’ve missed too :P
  - written 11 months, 1 week ago

• I need £900 asap to clear a debt can anyone help me?
  

  Sell crap on ebay for 3 times its worth.
  - written 11 months, 2 weeks ago

• Why is this happening?
  

  **proving all those people, teachers, friends and parents who said you were stupid and would amount to nothing right
  Typos happen :P
  - written 11 months, 2 weeks ago

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