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Lemonlime-who was rjb that replied to your recent post about your gf? I saw they removed their reply I want to know who it was????

Do share! I only saw your reply’s they deleted rjb’s but it has me upset what ever they said I know you well enough to know they had to be a REAL JERK and I want nothing to do with someone on here like this!

My prayer’s and Love is with you and your girl! I did reply and I will share more later. This has gotten me real upset….I’m glad you were there and the ********8got caught!

Hey guy
long time no see…how do u do?

lol japanese….hehehe

i mean that you write English so good ,because your country language is English,but mine is Spanish.i’ll show on my email address to you,just go to my profile and you’ll see that.feel free about everything with me.
LOL

i like you because you are cool,u really speak English good.i have a great sense to you.

what’s your name?

is your country language English?

yeah,are you Brian?

pls be more formal.don’t speak to every one street talk.

i traveled a lot to France,Iran, Malaysia but never in Australia,tell me more about your country. I’ve heard that is has good universities.is Australia belongs to Asia?

are u from Australia?

god bless you baby

Hi guy
how do you do today?

are u both serious abt the whole marriage thing…..it seems that you argue passionately about this

lemon hon what’s going on ??

check your fans list

i would like you to be my friend?ok?

i don’t believe it.the earth keeps on existing.

no,but i like you as my friend

do u want to marry a boy?but i want to marry my GF

i’m anti gay

ok,i’m David

are really a girl?

Your funny! I vote for the one’s I like not thinking what makes me look good just what I like! How you do this is in the box where someone reply’s to the top right side you will see 3 Icon’s the first one is to like it, the secound one is to make a comment in that box and the third one’s is to mark it as a complaint to moderator’s who watch this site. Hope that helps….How are things at home? Hope all is well chat soon!

I answered your shouts from about 2 weeks ago.
One week ago I didn’t get any from you.
I got your invite for this post: http://help.com/post/553221-human-tra…
And I made a reply.
But no other invite since then.

Today my girlfriend gave me a surprise kiss, it was magical. For the first time, I decided to use tongue. She gave back and we made out over the lounge.(just kissing not sex) now all I want to do is grab her and kiss her for forever. I LOVE HER!!! She is just so beautiful and I care for her so much.

The format dsidn’t work on it, its suposed to be emoticons of arses, with the explanation of them at the side, but it didnt work.

damn it, that didn’t work properly :/

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(_?_) a regular ass
a fat ass
a tight ass
a flat ass
a bubble ass
a sore ass
a swishy ass
an ass that’s been around
an ass that’s been more around
kiss my ass
leave my ass alone
a sleepy ass
a wise ass
an unlucky ass
dumbass

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
“Hey, bud, how are ya?”
“I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”
“Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!
“No way, how could that be?”
“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that’s not all, she can have sex, too!”
“Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?”
“No, she’s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her”
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!”
The guy says, “Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!”

Have a look through some of my older posts if you like jokes, there’s quite a lot of them.
Thanks :)
I made you pee, thats mission acomplished ;)

What drives a man to buy sex… well I’m not really sure, but i’d guess it’s them thinking with their second brain, if you know what I mean… I see that you’re only 14, you really shouldn’t have to deal with all this yet, but i guess it all starts younger and younger these days.
I think that guys rationalize the way they treat these women by telling themselves that the women asked for it. and literally, they have. I think both the protitute and their customers bear responsibilty, butmany guys will simply pin it on the girl, not themselves. Try reading Francine Rivers, Redeeming Love. Generally her work can be a little sappy, but it’s a story of prostitution, if you’re interested. It’s very losely based on the bible’s book of hosea

No, I was looking into my dictionarry and it said that “level-headed” would be the right (and nice) expression to say how intelligent you are!
;-)
I guess you wrote in your profile that you will study psychology, right? Or did you mean phsyiology? Or both? Because you wrote “pshycology”. ;-)

I did psychological studies, on clinical psychology and psychopathology of children and adolescents.

I like you!
You’re a very, very level-headed person, all the more with your young age!

You know, I smoke since about 45 years.
In my twenty-somethings I stopped it for a year, just to prove myself that I’m able to stop. But I missed it and recommenced — knowing about the risk.

Life is a craps. And at the end we all will “lose” the game — sooner or later.

I said always: How can it be to be run over one random day by a heavy truck on some street and have a clean lungs on my deathbed?
I know, it’s not a rational thought at all. But life and death ARE NOT RATIONAL.
And whenever I hear about people’s death caused by very stupid things or by some carelessness of other people, I think: How THAT can be rational?

Can you follow me a bit?
;-)

And, of course, I never spirit somebody up to smoke, and I still advise against tanning …

But I wouldn’t say that I’m a hypocrite. ;-)

You cannot. Done is done.
You can report it your own to the actual moderator (with the red flag sign) by asking kindly to remove it.
;-)

And don’t spray it publicly, please!

:-)
I will not stop, because I like it too much, and smoking is part of my quality of living. Might sound odd but it’s true.

I’m on treatment, and meanwhile the tumor has shrunken drastically.
Beside that I’m in a good mood (and older than your grandad). ;-)

Men’s life is full of inconsistencies, you know.
:-)

B.t.w. I’m suffering of cancer! But on my lung. It’s not from tanning, but smoking. ;-)
I’m stupid in that field, but I like to smoke, still.

You are right.
As I say always: Stupidity is learnable.
:-)

I already replied to it.
;-)

Im done. It will have to do.

I said what i said because what you and your friend advised me was frustrating and didnt seem like you and them were trying to help.however you probaly were and are. Ot twelve at all so i apologize.

I found it. It’s a symbol next to the persons name. So if you look in the post it’s a little person icon that will come up with add friend. :) and I know I’m a little late, but welcome to help.com!

She used a library computer most likely.

Hey!
Um, thanks for the pregnancy wishes, but I had my baby in march. LoL. Post is a little outdated. His names tyler and he’s three months today. :) No problem for helping your friend. I’m not an expert on prostitutes, but i do know some sexually damaged friends who were used as such for awhile… They don’t really see sex and relationships the same after.
Anyways, I can’t remmeber how to add a friend, but I’ll figure it out and add you. :) I’m sure it’s in the profile or acct adminstration somewhere