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Talk to her about the past. Maybe she doesn’t want to hear it, but you need to. If she’s become so pure, it’s about time she makes up for what she’s done.
Don’t hide your troubles. Take pride in your weaknesses. Never retract your cries for help.

Okay, here is being the deal. If you can find a joke that I have not heard And is at least slightly funny, I will reward you with some of the best jokes I’ve picked up over the years.

Heard it.

It was dead. It was stapled to the first one. It thought they were playing a game. Peer pressure. Three monkeys and a squirrel landed on its head. And all variations thereof.

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I assumed you wanted a laugh. And they are jokes, one liners, but still jokes.[/quote]

Well yes. They are. And thank you.

Quotations are not jokes. They may be funny, yes, but they are not jokes. I specifically requested jokes. But thanks anyways.

Okay, the carpet burn one is new, but in my books it doesn’t qualify as a joke. Also it’s not funny.

Heard it. Heard it. Heard it. Please, something more original.

There is always a way. I recommend you go dancing. Just lose the negativity and things will start to go better, with or without help.
Find your best friend and hug them. Change in attitude works wonders.

Hello HelpBot. I’m glad you care.

Both.

It sound like you’re prepared to commit, even if it’s difficult. Make sure he knows that.

If you love him (I get a female vibe from you, is that accurate?) you can overcome your fear. Love or no love, it’s not fair for him to make you suffer. Don’t conceal the hurt.

I think what people “expect” is everything they want. Is that a bit cynical? Maybe it is. Myself, I’ve been making an effort to expect nothing. Makes life more interesting.

Communication is the key. If you can’t talk openly and honestly to your boyfriend, then your relationship will always be strained. He’s your man, so don’t be afraid of him. Just sit him down and tell him you need to get something off your chest. This can be frightening, but if he really cares about you he’ll listen. Then hug him.