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• Hi all, posted (2 years, 3 months) ago
  thanks for the concern, I am ok, city is not and house has been destroyed. homeless in a city with n…

• Well it’s over. posted (2 years, 4 months) ago
  Once again I put my heart up for grabs, and once again it was stomped on. Im not being a whingy teen…

• Presents 0.o posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  You know that awkward time in a relationship where its been about…oh 2 months or so, and you&…

• shake, rattle and roll… posted (2 years, 9 months) ago
  For those who don’t know, my city was hit by a major earthquake measuring 7.2 in the early ho…

• This is probably just going to confirm to all who thought I was slightly off kilter that I am in fact full blown nerdishly weird, but oh well. posted (3 years, 1 month) ago
  I can deal with that. For those who dont know, Im busy completing 2 degrees at the same time, in sc…

• Has anyone ever been to a NA meeting? posted (3 years, 6 months) ago
  What’s the first meeting like…do you just turn up and sit around or are you expected to…

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• (15 votes) .
  

  Well now. This poses an interesting question. You see, im from New Zealand. And i know its a common misconception that we all **** sheep like wild over here.
  however, let me give you the full story.
  As an Australian yourself, krystal, you only too well know the rivalry between our two great countries. Heres what really happened.
  Way back in the day, Bob from NZ invited Bill from OZ to come stay with him for a while.
  Bill accepted this invitation delightfully, excited about the prospect of being able to show Bob and all Bob’s mates up in rugby and cricket and all things kiwi-because of course Bill knew that Aussies are much better at these things, and much much smarter.
  
  BUT, Bob had a plan.
  
  So Bill arrived, was very nice and polite, showed everyone fotos of OZ, partook in a hangi, learned when to use the word bro, and went off to bed for the night.
  He was awoken in the middle of the night however, by Bob.
  “What are you doing?!” asked Bill
  “I want to show you a veeeery special New Zealand tradition we have here, that only very special people get to partake in”. Said Bob
  Well! Lets get to it then! Exclaimed Bill.
  
  So Bob led Bill outside to his sheep paddocks, where, tied up to the fence was a priiiiiiime example of nzs finest Arapawa sheep. Bob proceeded to hand Bill a condom, and said, “there you are lad, picked my best, all for you”.
  
  WHAT THE F***?!?!?! exclaimed Bill, rather incredulously
  “Its what we do here in NZ Bill”, said Bob. “We’re a small country, not many women around, so we improvise. Bloody good mate, give er a go, youll see”.
  
  Bill considered the proposition momentarily. “Weeell….i guess no one from home will ever know….if you all do it then…ok”
  And Bill proceeded to don a condom (extra small might i add) and have his way with Bobs prize winning Arapawa.
  Bob turned has back, giving Bill some privacy, and grinned evilly.
  He listened to Bills cries of pleasure, and just as they reached fever pitch, ready to explode, this is it sonofagunimgonnacu-NOW!!!! Screamed Bob.
  
  All of a sudden-lights! Camera! Action! The entire population of Bobs town burst out of Bobs shed, torches shining and cameras whirring- all rolling round in laughter at the sight of Bill having it off with a sheeps bum.
  
  When Bob regained the ability to speak, he wiped his eyes, and said to Bill-try telling everyone Aussies are better than Kiwis NOW, ya stupid koala!
  
  Of course photos and stories were leaked all over the internet and 6pm news, and to save face Bill told everyone he could that thats what all Kiwis do at night. When in reality, us New Zealanders know the truth;)
  
  And thus was born the mythical tale of “the sheep doing”
  
  Moral of the story: only an Australian would think of f***ing a sheep.
  
  
  
  
  Quote away mittens, quote away;)
  
  - written 5 years, 3 months ago – voted for by fletcher, Unknown User, MittensInSummertime, Mittens_and_Vampy, heroesobsesse, Maximina, mou, Kuvri (yodaluv12), Nine is alive, PersonalPandaParty, Xeno Dragon, hey...iknowyou, Luck of the Irish, TheJDevil, joelpietersen

• (6 votes) i’m trying to throw up by sticking my fingers down my throat but i can’t.
  

  the reality is that throwing up your food will not make you thin. even if you puke straight after eating youll only get up about 30% of the calories you just ate.
  not to mention the fact you could die on the spot, with your fingers down your throat bent over the loo as many bulimics do.
  if you dont die from that however, youll just die slower by ******* up your electrolytes. if its how you look that bothers you, i wouldnt be puking. your teeth rot from the acid of reflux, your fingers will get stained from puke, your hair goes mank, your skin goes sallow, your voice gets screwed up and youll always have a sore, bleeding throat.
  
  if its not eating youre trying, think of what youre doing to yourself first. youll end up in a hospital bed, unable to lift your head, incontinent, having to be force fed with a tube. your stomach will constantly hurt, you will always be cold, youll grow hair all over your body, your teeth will rot again, and your body will look horrendous.
  
  how do i know this? because ive been there.
  
  if there are things going on in your life that are upsetting you, deal with them. cry them out, scream them out, talk them out….but dont turn to that. its not worth it.
  
  - written 5 years, 4 months ago – voted for by Evil, logout, -Camila-, Queen of Lost Vampyr, Desert Sand, PersonalPandaParty

• (6 votes) .
  

  i wouldnt call it “pathetic” at all.i would call it a coping mechanism. one that is obviously not productive or solving anything, but a coping mechanism all the same.
  pathetic it definitely isnt.
  and while it can be helpful to think of those less fortunate than ourselves, it does not help at all to compare oneself to someone in the third world i dont believe. yes, we have more than them, but we were born with more and should not feel bad or guilty for that. everyone has problems, and those problems are very relevant and real to those individuals. it is not helpful to say”you should feel better because other people have it worse”. doesnt solve any problem whatsoever, just creates a new one of guilt.
  
  cutting ans self mutilation arte symptoms of deeper, repressed feelings which need to come out in a productive and healthy way in order to be properly dealt with and overcome. talk. talk to your parents, your teachers, a counsellor…any adult you trust and feel comfortable with. dont cut. it doesnt solve anything
  
  - written 5 years, 5 months ago – voted for by Queen of Lost Vampyr, Ditzy, menotyou, PersonalPandaParty, rekaru, jetmoose

• (4 votes) Is anyone here a transsexual?
  

  Its not about sex, at all. Being transgender has absolutely nothing to do with sex whatsoever. It would be like if you woke up in the morning and you’d swapped bodies with your wife. You’d want yours back, because youre a man and thats how you identify yourself. its just what you are.
  this is the same. take it out of the bedroom, you might understand it better.
  
  - written 1 year, 1 month ago – voted for by Pink Freud, Dagoth Ur (S. M.), RaspberryUnicorn42

• (4 votes) I would like to welcome our newest member!
  

  you do realize that video tells us exactly where you go to school, what you look like, who your girlfriend is, and that anyone in the world can view this page, yes?
  
  - written 2 years, 3 months ago – voted for by love4tacobell, Pink Freud, kiki333♕, C.D.

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• Is anyone here a transsexual?
  

  youre not “panromantic”, thats ridiculous. Youre a person, who likes other people. Its called being human.We all have the capacity to love any gender. im not spouting anything, a simple situation is being incredibly complicated by someone who seems to like labels. Ironic, for someone who probably doesnt like being labeled.
  - written 1 year ago

• How do you get rid of demons?
  

  will they make my pig fly too?
  - written 1 year ago

• What can I legally do if I am being discriminated against for tattoos I have that I was hired with, and am now being told to cover up?
  

  [quote bush_ivor]I was just fired from my job for asking why me and the two other black people at my job are asked to cover our tattoo’s but the others are not. I have no problem covering them I just wanted to know what the difference is between us and them. We all work in the same field and do the same kind of work but we are the only ones asked to cover up, this has to be discrimination of some kind PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
  
  you need a lawyer, not a help site.
  - written 1 year ago

• Is anyone here a transsexual?
  

  crikey, lots of big words there for simply saying youre a girl who likes to swing both ways.
  - written 1 year ago

• I’m very scared to admit this, but I have a crush on my mother.
  

  This can be explained by something as simple as misplaced urges. Youre a guy, at 19-hormonal as hell. this started at 13, right when your hormones were going mad. Youve already said you dont have friends as such…have you ever had a girlfriend? ever asked a girl out? because youre close to your mother, your natural desires are getting all mixed up because you dont have a proper outlet. Find yourself a gf or start dating, id say your odd urges toward your mother will disappear fairly quickly.
  - written 1 year ago

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