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• Hi there. posted (2 months, 3 weeks) ago
  I have some bad news to share with you all. some ****** awful news actually. many who are new wont …

• Soooooooooo, hotmail is a total cuntup (so there kenneth! posted (3 months, 3 weeks) ago
  ) eh? i hate it. its gay. i tried to change my password and it wont load. ever. everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

• My Stepdad has cancer. posted (4 months) ago
  A rare-ish type called Multiple Myeloma, which basically attacks his bone marrow and stem cells. Its…

• ZOMFG LEARN HOW TO SPELL! posted (4 months) ago
  !!!! Jesus, how do any of you graduate school? You cant speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! For those who can, i…

• my teeth hurt :( posted (4 months, 1 week) ago
  butthatwasntlongenoughtomakeapostoutofsoiaddedthis. butthatstillwasntlongenoughsoiaddedthistoo. stil…

• RTYUIKJHGFDCVBNMKJHGFDERTYUIJHGFDCVB posted (5 months, 3 weeks) ago
  omgomgomgomgogmogmgogmogmgogmgomgogmogmgogmogmogmogdfghj i moved into mah nu house today…is so…

• reckon i could get away with Temporary Insanity as a defence if i kill the girl who just cheated on my sister and caused her to sob into my arms that she posted (5 months, 3 weeks) ago
  i could get away with Temporary Insanity as a defence if i kill the girl who just cheated on my sis…

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• (13 votes) im so proud as punch of this reply…its in response to some australian girls post about NZers “doing sheep” hardy har har.
  

  Well now. This poses an interesting question. You see, im from New Zealand. And i know its a common misconception that we all **** sheep like wild over here.
  however, let me give you the full story.
  As an Australian yourself, krystal, you only too well know the rivalry between our two great countries. Heres what really happened.
  Way back in the day, Bob from NZ invited Bill from OZ to come stay with him for a while.
  Bill accepted this invitation delightfully, excited about the prospect of being able to show Bob and all Bob’s mates up in rugby and cricket and all things kiwi-because of course Bill knew that Aussies are much better at these things, and much much smarter.
  
  BUT, Bob had a plan.
  
  So Bill arrived, was very nice and polite, showed everyone fotos of OZ, partook in a hangi, learned when to use the word bro, and went off to bed for the night.
  He was awoken in the middle of the night however, by Bob.
  “What are you doing?!” asked Bill
  “I want to show you a veeeery special New Zealand tradition we have here, that only very special people get to partake in”. Said Bob
  Well! Lets get to it then! Exclaimed Bill.
  
  So Bob led Bill outside to his sheep paddocks, where, tied up to the fence was a priiiiiiime example of nzs finest Arapawa sheep. Bob proceeded to hand Bill a condom, and said, “there you are lad, picked my best, all for you”.
  
  WHAT THE F***?!?!?! exclaimed Bill, rather incredulously
  “Its what we do here in NZ Bill”, said Bob. “We’re a small country, not many women around, so we improvise. Bloody good mate, give er a go, youll see”.
  
  Bill considered the proposition momentarily. “Weeell….i guess no one from home will ever know….if you all do it then…ok”
  And Bill proceeded to don a condom (extra small might i add) and have his way with Bobs prize winning Arapawa.
  Bob turned has back, giving Bill some privacy, and grinned evilly.
  He listened to Bills cries of pleasure, and just as they reached fever pitch, ready to explode, this is it sonofagunimgonnacu-NOW!!!! Screamed Bob.
  
  All of a sudden-lights! Camera! Action! The entire population of Bobs town burst out of Bobs shed, torches shining and cameras whirring- all rolling round in laughter at the sight of Bill having it off with a sheeps bum.
  
  When Bob regained the ability to speak, he wiped his eyes, and said to Bill-try telling everyone Aussies are better than Kiwis NOW, ya stupid koala!
  
  Of course photos and stories were leaked all over the internet and 6pm news, and to save face Bill told everyone he could that thats what all Kiwis do at night. When in reality, us New Zealanders know the truth;)
  
  And thus was born the mythical tale of “the sheep doing”
  
  Moral of the story: only an Australian would think of f***ing a sheep.
  
  
  
  
  Quote away mittens, quote away;)
  
  - written 6 months, 1 week ago – voted for by fletcher, ❝ TJ ❞, MittensInSummertime, Mittens_and_Vampy, Jebus Zeus (CoalMan), heroesobsesse, Max, mou, yodaluv12, Where is Nine?, PersonalPandaParty, Xeno Dragon, hey...iknowyou

• (6 votes) i’m trying to throw up by sticking my fingers down my throat but i can’t.
  

  the reality is that throwing up your food will not make you thin. even if you puke straight after eating youll only get up about 30% of the calories you just ate.
  not to mention the fact you could die on the spot, with your fingers down your throat bent over the loo as many bulimics do.
  if you dont die from that however, youll just die slower by ******* up your electrolytes. if its how you look that bothers you, i wouldnt be puking. your teeth rot from the acid of reflux, your fingers will get stained from puke, your hair goes mank, your skin goes sallow, your voice gets screwed up and youll always have a sore, bleeding throat.
  
  if its not eating youre trying, think of what youre doing to yourself first. youll end up in a hospital bed, unable to lift your head, incontinent, having to be force fed with a tube. your stomach will constantly hurt, you will always be cold, youll grow hair all over your body, your teeth will rot again, and your body will look horrendous.
  
  how do i know this? because ive been there.
  
  if there are things going on in your life that are upsetting you, deal with them. cry them out, scream them out, talk them out….but dont turn to that. its not worth it.
  
  - written 7 months, 1 week ago – voted for by Evil, Ell♥, -Camithings-, Queen of Lost Vampyr, Cookie Dough!, PersonalPandaParty

• (5 votes) .
  

  i wouldnt call it “pathetic” at all.i would call it a coping mechanism. one that is obviously not productive or solving anything, but a coping mechanism all the same.
  pathetic it definitely isnt.
  and while it can be helpful to think of those less fortunate than ourselves, it does not help at all to compare oneself to someone in the third world i dont believe. yes, we have more than them, but we were born with more and should not feel bad or guilty for that. everyone has problems, and those problems are very relevant and real to those individuals. it is not helpful to say”you should feel better because other people have it worse”. doesnt solve any problem whatsoever, just creates a new one of guilt.
  
  cutting ans self mutilation arte symptoms of deeper, repressed feelings which need to come out in a productive and healthy way in order to be properly dealt with and overcome. talk. talk to your parents, your teachers, a counsellor…any adult you trust and feel comfortable with. dont cut. it doesnt solve anything
  
  - written 7 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Queen of Lost Vampyr, Ditzy, Beata, PersonalPandaParty, rai☆chan

• (4 votes) Iam addicted to pro ana/mia sites.
  

  i have visited some of these sites myself.
  there are a lot out there.
  and….it amazed and sickened and disgusted me, that there are so many girls-and guys- out there, thinking that these disorders are a way of life.
  
  let me tell you, what life is REALLY like with anorexia.
  none of the BS, non of the hype or glorification. if you choose this dosorder, this is how your life will be.
  
  i have struggled with eating disorders every day of my life, for 11 years.
  currently i am an inpatient at an eating disorders facility, being treated for anorexia nervosa.
  i came in here weighing 70lbs.
  perfection is what you are after?
  well you wont find it weighing what i do.
  what you will find, is hell on earth.
  i cannot walk across a room with out nearly fainting.
  i am so thin, my body no longer has the ability to support itself. it is slowly eating itself. hence, my heart is giving out. i had a heart attack 2 months ago. i am 22 years old.
  see, what they dont tell you on those sites, is that eating disorders will take over your life. rule your soul.
  strip away everything that was good in your life, and leave you this food and weight obsessed shell.
  you will lose your friends, your family and everything else you love to an obsession like this.
  i suggest you stay away from those sites, because they do not present any sort of reality of eating disorders AT ALL.
  
  - written 1 year ago – voted for by Mr Foot, Mï†z¥-superMODel, ~LazyDaze, ɐʇɐɯɹǝɟ.Suc

• (2 votes) Why do people on this site ignore peoples questions
  

  you cant expect to come here and get the educated answers you so obviously seek. were not a bunch of trained professionals, simply people with life experiance we wish to share to ease anothers suffering.
  if thats what you want, go hire a therapist.
  
  - written 3 months ago – voted for by Shie, Puck You

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• I’m a hypocrite !
  

  i hear you going on and on about how yorue trying to be a good christian, yet you practically stalked a girl on here and made her very uncomfortable, your comments to me have been rude, abrasive and completely randomly fired, and youre extremely judgemental and mean spirited.
  maybe you should get a new hobby.
  - written 10 hours, 45 minutes ago

• We need help we both work full time and have 3 little
  

  what exactly are you asking for? if its money you wont find it here, but you will find me wondering why you are struggling financially if you both work fulltime and your wife works two jobs.
  - written 10 hours, 53 minutes ago

• what is your definition of a **** and a whore because
  

  well actually the latter refers to women who get paid to have sex with people, while the former is justa chick that sleeps around, acts like a **** and flirts with anything that moves, and dresses like a cocktease.
  - written 10 hours, 56 minutes ago

• I think Im gay but im not sure…
  

  or you could do it the easy way: if you like it up the bum and love the taste of a nice wang, youre gay.
  - written 11 hours ago

• I love lamp
  

  goddamn it they stole my caps for effect
  - written 11 hours, 7 minutes ago

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