Mini-Profile
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Hi. I’m Whiplas, so, naturally, I’m awesome. Need help? Ask me. And remember…
May the Force be with you.
Don’t play with matches.
Where did you grow up?
I ain't tellin'!
Where do you live now?
Why do you care?
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
Ain't none of yo business, fool!
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
If I told you, then I'd be an abomination!
What's your favorite sport or sports?
Halo 2! Haha just kidding.
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
Babe magnet. It's true.
What hobbies are you into?
Watching broccoli do tricks. Seriously!
What causes are you concerned about today?
When my stomach rumbles.
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Whiplasian
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Give me cookies!
AKA
Armageddon.