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~LazyDaze~'s Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (13 votes) I have a secret.
  

  A baby is not a key
  A baby is not an answer to a problem unsolved
  A baby is not the solution to an empty or dying relationship
  
  
  A baby is a being, a life, and very much a hard job to care for and look after, even in the strongest of relationships it can be tough, but the thing is that only a strong relatioship will work, if there is not it will only push you both appart and allot of resentment will be caused and who do you think will suffer?
  Yes you got it, the baby!
  
  A baby is magical thing that will only work when two people ove and support each other and are strong enough to handle the stress and hardships and baby brings with it, yes its rewarding and worth it in the end but only when two people consent to haveing a child in the first place.
  
  What you would be doing is what we call “trapping” someone against their will and without their knowledge, and I know it takes 2 people to “tango” and i also agree that it is both persons resposibility to make sure that contraceptives are sorted but also a condom is not there just to stop you getting pregnant more imprtantly it stops you getting infections and disease “STDs”
  
  If you do what you say then it would be very wrong and very immature of you and I hope you can reason this with yourself as just loveing him too much is not a reason to subject a new life to your problems.
  
  - written 2 years, 2 months ago – voted for by not el Trent, ɐʇɐɯɹǝɟ.Suc, Shaun, fengshuisweetheart, Shizuko....Sophie, melw, ►Shizuko-Sophie◄, Unnamed Desire, Fizz, seeuseeme, Anubis

• (8 votes) Does short hair make you look fat?
  

  No, I think fat makes a person look fat…
  
  - written 1 year, 5 months ago – voted for by Puck You, kemmy, Commander Ikari, cattail, Anonymoose1011, Junaid, spiritedsoul, BaconByAnyOtherName

• (4 votes) I want to fall in love… can someone please help
  

  I think you may have found out where you are going wrong..
  You don’t find love, love finds you, I know that is corny but it is true, also whats true is that most times you find what your searching for when you stop looking for it.
  
  - written 1 year ago – voted for by Anonymoose1011, rxchatter, אָ QaSh אָ, Bogdan (Gone)

• (3 votes) How do I make a cut a scar?
  

  LoL so when you go out and someone says “wow dude that is such a cool scar; how did you get it”.. what are going to say?
  Well I got it by picking my scab all the time…
  I think it should be nicknamed the retard scab!
  Only someone with half a brain would do something like that and think it was cool.
  ******* morons.
  
  - written 7 months, 1 week ago – voted for by Meow..., Puck You, BaconByAnyOtherName

• (2 votes) If you could abnegate one thing in your life, perchance a profligate habit or anything you perceive as an indication of disgust, what might it be?
  

  Jesus mills, you eat a bowl of dictionary for breakfast today?
  
  - written 8 months ago – voted for by Mï†z¥-superMODel, Good ole boy

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• Hello Help.commers :D
  

  Umm..
  I will stick with rabbit names as I am a total non believer of the other stuff.
  
  Patch
  Patchy
  Splat
  - written 7 hours, 8 minutes ago

• Help!
  

  Nothing hard about it.
  You both like the same person.
  You can either both agree not to date him and keep your friendship or you ask him who he likes seeing as it is his choice who he dates and not either of you two.
  - written 8 hours, 33 minutes ago

• I still need help.
  

  The only advice I have it what has already been given.
  
  Your young, you make mistake and you learn from them, that is what growing up and becoming an adult is all about and the catch is that sometimes the mistakes you do make you can’t learn from, like becomming pregnant.
  But, you are pregnant and you have to deal with that fact because soon enough there is going to be someone else in your life who will rely totally on you so you need to get your act together now.
  
  Stop being depressed about the situation you are in now and do something about it. Other people will not fix everything for you, you need to try and fix it yourself and only then will the people around you help, when they see that you are making an effort to change and to be responsible.
  - written 8 hours, 58 minutes ago

• is it just me or does new music succckkkkkkk!
  

  because fukk is not a word
  - written 9 hours, 17 minutes ago

• is it just me or does new music succckkkkkkk!
  

  Because it selects words that can also be used in a different way.
  
  Like you could say..
  
  I feel like such a **** today… that would be fine but if you said to someone, your such a ****, then that would be classed as insulting SO the filter ctaches the words and then a person, like me, reads them and makes sure that they are not being used to insult or offend anyone because a BOT cannot determine something like that…
  
  That make any sense?
  - written 9 hours, 35 minutes ago

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