Barbyman's shout trail with Victoria Sponge - Help.com

I love lizards, I always wanted a pet one, now maybe one in the garden is the closest we will get :)
I have been told that if you ignore the spiders they are just fine and carry on with their business, but I also heard that the redback and the Sydney funnel web have such painful bites the pain can last up to 3 days, I do wish people wouldn’t tell me scary stories like that :)
I can’t wait to get there now, but just have 2 more months to get through :) Will give you a shout when we get there :)

Hi Victoria ,if you come to Brisbane its only an hour from my Place.Now i dont want to scare you but i have never seen a Spider who is not doing his Job of catching nothing more but Insects.In our backyard we have a few Lizards runnimg around .The biggest is 4 ft.my dog is even scared .But they also harmles,as long as you leave them alone. Now i have been in Australia since 1961.But once you in Brisbane call me…

Hey BArbyman, we have decided on Brisbane, YaaY
I am just curious, how long have you lived in Australia and in that time how many spider bites have you suffered and how many of those giant huntsman spiders have you seen and is it true that they hunt in 2s. should I get hypnotherapy before I come over?